>I’m a fairweather Olympics fan at best. Better in winter than summer, but if something interesting’s happening elsewhere, I’m gone. This year, however, I’m beside myself with excitement. Ravelympics 2010 begins tonight. Team Knit Pistols will be sitting down together, simultaneously watching the lighting of the torch and casting on the first of our #teamknitpistol projects. We then continue through the night, only stopping to nap if the time is right. With this much excitement, and that much sugar, I doubt much sleep will happen. The food! The drinks! The desserts! The drinks! The cupcakes! The drinks!

Oh my giddy Aunt. I am, indeed, a #knitpistol.

I’m reposting something that was originally posted on a Ravelry forum, and I cannot begin to itemize the number of ways this boyfriend got it right and made me LOL. So whomever you are, girlfriend, you have indeed trained him well.


I am not a knitter. I joined Ravelry to see where my girlfriend spends her time on the internet lol. In the 10 or so months that she’s been knitting I’ve been secretly/overtly observing and documenting this crazy thing called yarn and what it does to people. These things I know to be true.

  1. Yarn is NOT string and should not be referred to as such.
  2. Knitting needles are not sticks, stix, or styx.
  3. Casting on is NOT a fishing metaphor.
  4. Yarn comes in different weights, colors, styles. Kind of like drugs.
  5. People dye their own yarn with varying degrees of success.
  6. Knitting is taken everywhere. No exceptions are to be made.
  7. Fun fur is frowned on by “real” knitters.
  8. “Lemme just finish this round” is a lot like me saying “Lemme just finish this round of video games.” Fair enough.
  9. A collection of yarn is a “stash” much like drugs.
  10. Yarn barf is actually a thing.
  11. Ravelry has a weird economy of bartering. Yarn can be exchanged for other goods not related to yarn. ????? Weird.
  12. There are knitting groups, where other like minded knitters knit together and (this part is an assumption) talk about how knitters should rule the world.
  13. Do NOT sit on or around yarn left on the sofa. This will cause knitter in the other room to jump up and rescue said ball of yarn from your evil ass.
  14. Thank goodness there are no shows about knitting on Primetime TV.
  15. Stitch markers are NOT earrings.
  16. Lots of knitters have kittehs. You know who also had them? Witches.
  17. If I want something, “Did you want to go to the yarn store?” are the first words out of my mouth.
  18. Yarn stores are populated by alpha knitters. Some stores are better than others. Michaels is not a suitable substitute for a yarn store.
  19. The needles that are attached with wire to each other, do not make good nunchuks.
  20. Kitteh won’t chase a ball of yarn no matter how many balls you throw at his head.

These things I know to be true.

So, the Noro scarf is merrily rolling along, and I’m well into the second set of balls (!!!). However, as smoothly as the first set went, the second has seen a couple of snags along the way. First, there have been two knotted points where somebody in the Noro factory said, “Hmmm. I’m tired of this color. Let’s change….NOW!” and tied the beginning of an entirely different color to the end of your lovely progression, thus messing up the color flow. Do I think anyone besides me is really gonna see this? Probably not, but it does drive me crazy to see it happen (k)not once, mind you, but twice. Who can guarantee it won’t happen again before I reach the end? Right. Me neither.

My second snag is that, odd though it might be, these two balls have similar colors in them, and I get green against green, pink against pink, and orang against orange. This is crazy talk, as they really are different dye lots, but I see that it usually happens after these surprise knot situations, so I guess they figure you’ll just play the skeins your dealt. So I’ve found myself knitting about four inches, finding far too much similarity, then unraveling back to where the knot is and, instead, picking up the other end of the skein to try incorporating a new color flow. Why would I be insane enough to do this? Because, my good friends, this picture shows you precisely what it looks like when you don’t. I must admit, I probably should’ve pulled out sooner (wait-what? THAT’S not manly!), but I was hoping against hope I might juuuust make it. Clearly, that didn’t happen. So once again I frogged back to the knot, and swapped ends, and so far it seems to have taken the hint to behave.

Fingers crossed I get it done before Friday.

 


Muddy
Originally uploaded by robin2go

Sometimes, no matter what you’d rather be doing, you just have to frog that shite and say, “Whatever.”

Whatever.

So I am finally working on the Noro my sister bought for her scarf, but then gave up because three rows after she cast on she was so tight she couldn’t even push a needle through to make a stitch. Like most people, I think the Noro is beautiful and I totally want a Noro striped scarf, but when it comes down to buying the actual yarn, I get overwhelmed by the color selections. And possibilities. And wondering, what if these colors don’t exactly work with those colors? Clearly, I need to man up. And so I thought we had come to the perfect solution: by working on my sister’s scarf, I get to play with her Noro before I buy and she gets a scarf that’s longer than three rows long.

So you’d think.
Actually, the colors aren’t bothering me in the slightest. It is cool to watch these stripes slowly turn to other colors as I continue to knit. However, I think the operative word in that last sentence is “continue” because really, that hasn’t been the overall feel here. More like struggle. Muddle. Frog. I’m just short of calling it the undo scarf, as the more I knit, the more I undo, but I think I might have finally gotten the rhythm of this scarf, and so we are at a detente, the scarf and I, and slowly the rows continue to build.

The irony here is that this scarf is supposed to be my easy off-project project. You know, the one you go to when you get overwhelmed b the intricacies of the difficult pattern you’re working on and long for some simple knit purl? Yeah, that one. And as this is a simple 1×1 ribbing, it should be relatively mindless, save for the one slight hiccup: the edges. Aye, there’s the rub. Because the edges are really the only drawback to this scarf, and perhaps not so much a drawback, but more like I don’t think I understood just how important those edges are, nor just how close I was to being pushed over them. Metaphorically speaking.

Okay, so why am I so whiny about the edges?

Mostly because the edges are the only tricky part of this scarf. It’s the first time I’ve used two colors at the same time, so you have to bring the non-worked yarn up along the edge as you’re knitting the other one. And that sounds easy unless you’ve ever done that before, and in practice, it befuddled me. Also, they suggest using a slipped stitch selvedge. Again, in theory I understood what was going on. In reality, I had no freaking clue. Slip sti– waaaait, what? Why the second row and not the first? On both sides, or not? Clearly, I was not going to be able to sort it out until I rolled up my sleeves and got on with it.

It was, in a word, painful.

I think I’ve ripped this simple scarf out 9 or 10 times. Never getting more than eight stripes through; sometimes less than two. Sadly, the reality is you need to get going for a while to see where your mistakes are, and how you’re doing it wrong, before you can correct it. And I am probably more likely to rip something out if I’m still relatively close to the beginning, as much as it pains me to do so. Or perhaps that was just me. Thank God for YouTube and @iAudrey, because they were the only things that could show me a) how to try to do it, and b) how to fix it.

So now I’m on the right track. So far. We’ll see just how long this takes me — or if I even want to do another one for me. I hope I’m not sick of it by the end; I still want to do one for myself in Noro’s Silk Garden.

That is, if I haven’t been pushed over the edge by then.

(PS. Photos of scarf in progress to come. Waiting for, you know, light.)

>So it’s New Year’s, and I’ve been steadily knitting for just under a year. In fact, I’m only just now starting to feel confident that I might know what’s going on. Like, I’ve finally realized I can’t buy sock yarn unless I’m really going to make–and wear–socks. It’s not like I don’t like socks, but those small needles intimidate me. I mean, I’m sure I can get through one sock, but then I actually have to start over and make a second one. And get them to match. This repetitive nonsense does not compel me to start the first sock in the first place. So obviously that’s an area of growth for me. But in other areas, I am progressing. I am slowly figuring out weights, gauge, and patterns. I’m gradually adding new stitches to my repertoire (and when I can’t mentally retrieve that repertoire, there’s always YouTube, thankfully). I’m not terribly good at self control when it comes to yarnporn; I’ve gone to two festivals this last year (Maryland, Rhinebeck) and came home with bags full of nom. It has slowly taken over my spare baskets and is spilling over onto the floor. Over the past several weeks I’ve finally gotten my stash somewhat in order, with pictures taken and uploaded, and information entered, so that when I get to choosing a new project–like now–I will be prepared. Errr, sorta.

Which brings me to now. Choosing a new project. I’ve decided I want to put a dent in my stash, and use up some of these big bags of nonsense so that I can find my floor again. I’ve gone through my patterns, matched up yarns, and this is my tentative game plan for the better part of 2010–or at least until Maryland’s Sheep and Wool Festival.
  • Araucania Magallanes: This green-grey yarn is hand dyed, and is going to be made into the long line waistcoat shown in Design Eighteen by Jenny Watson, in Araucania Collection, Book 3. It’s close to the same weight and gauge, and I think it will be beautiful. Fingers crossed.
  • Classic Elite Princess Yarns: A red-orange yarn that caught my eye in the closeout closet of The Yarn Basket, I actually matched it up with a pattern intended for this actual yarn that was marked in my faves–the waterlily shrug. I’m a bit worried that it’s only showing in medium; it’s a purchase pattern, so I need to either buy the book or find some knitpistol with it.
  • Rowan Cashsoft Aran: Mmmm, this is a nice feeling merino/cashmere/microfiber in a taupe I can actually wear without draining me of color. I have 1800 yds of this stuff, so I’d like to make a nice floppy sweater. It’s not chunky; it’s aran, so it will take me a bit to knit it all, but I would really like this one either in the Stitch ‘n Bitch’s big sack sweater or, if I can’t swing it, this bazic ribbed panel pullover.
  • Sirdar Denim Ultra: One of the few purchases I’ve made with a specific pattern in mind; mostly because I purchased this one-button jacket with long or 3/4 sleeves pattern at the same time. Thanks, Yarn Basket.
  • Blue Nommy Stuff: Apparently it hasn’t been put into my stash yet, but I want to make the high line shawl from it… again because I’ve been unduly influenced by Audrey’s prior projects. It’s beautiful!
  • Ella Rae Kamelsoft: One of the first big purchases I ever purchased, this one after a yarn tasting at Stitch Your Art Out. I bought the ella rae book thirteen collection for several ideas, but I think I’ve settled on Olive, in charcoal.It’s basic, but I think the beauty of the yarn will come through.
Yarns that I remember how much I like and want to use:
  • Malibrigo: This olive green nom is beautiful. I’ve bought plenty for a jacket; I’m just afraid to commit.
  • Lana Grossa Bingo: I’d really like to make a pullover with this purple sweater. It’s really soft, but at 1320 yds, there’s really not enough for a bulky sweater. Still undecided. Perhaps a vest or wrap.
  • Three different reds: Beautiful variations on a theme; I simply haven’t matched a project to the nomcolor.
Patterns I want to make sooner rather than later:
  • The every way wrap: I desperately want to make this 1235 yds of wrap and, while I don’t have a pumpkin (drat!), the cables are delicious.
Yarns I’m noticing aren’t yet catalogued in my stash:
  • Plum colored skeins, large, two; silky look and feel. Might be fabulous as the shadow cable jacket or the trinity stitch jacket, but I haven’t checked the gauge or suggested yarns. I just know this yarn has a bit of a sheen to it, and would be beautiful if I could figure it out. It must be said I really do love the rolled hems on these jackets.
  • One each of green, blue, and green-blue-purple variegated nomminess. No clues, and only one of each. Will have to be hats, or cowls, or gloves, or scarves… some sorts of one skein wonders.
  • Red/cream/grey/black skeins of baby alpaca in a scarf kit. Packaged together.
  • Cake of cream yarn, one skein, thin, packaged in a scarf kit. More springish.
  • Two skeins of navy blue tweed. Lovely, but only enough for a hat, or a pair of gloves or something of the sort. Not a lot here.
  • Black Cascade Pastaza, three skeins. Not sure if any are from same dye lot
  • Navy blue something, similar to Pastaza, one skein. Might have purchased it at the time to make gloves to coordinate with the navy blue tweed.
When all has been said and done, I’m a lot more familiar with my stash, and I think that’s a really good thing. I know I’ve done all the newbie knitter mistakes and bought everything I saw without the foresight to consider what I’d be using it for, and now I’m working through that. I really like having the ideas in place for what I want to do with many of the yarns I have in my stash; it also makes me aware that there are some outliers of yarns that I love, but don’t have enough to do anything significant with them. Those might well go up to “trade or sell” status at some point. Likewise, the other housecleaning step I’m about to take is jettison all the odd balls of hand-me-down yarn and discards that others didn’t want, but gave me to start on for practice. Gratefully appreciated, but if I’m not going to use it, I’d rather just lose it.
Wow. A very real queue, a stash with reliable data, and a better understanding of gauge, stitches, and resources. It feels really good to have a game plan.

I’ve finally finished my first super bulky project, and it’s a two-fer: the Wisteria Scarf and the Aspen Hat, both designs by Wenlan Chia.

I totally adore this scarf. My fellow knitpistol Audrey made it for her mother, and I loved how long she made it (although I didn’t realize it at the time that she simply used up all her Twinkle). I used Cascade Magnum, which has more yardage per skein, so I had plenty leftover to play with. While I felt a little cartoonish working with size 35 needles, it was certainly a quick knit between the superbulky yarn, humongeous needles, and lace pattern. Before I knew it, I’d added another 20 inches to the length, which turned out to be enough length that I could wrap it around my neck and still have it hang down to my thighs, adding more warmth to my black leather coat. The feel of this yarnporn is FABULOUS, the lace pattern somehow braidlike and delicate, and the color deep and rich.
Realizing I was going to have a fair bit leftover, I decided a matching hat would be a nice addition. So, before I finished off the scarf, I started from the other end of the skein and made a matching Aspen Hat from the same designer. This turned out to be a challenge in and of itself, because it took a couple false starts to get going in the right direction. Once I got my game on (meaning after I frogged my first attempt, added 6 stitches in the rows, discovered it was way too big, frogged the second attempt and went back to the pattern), this went fairly easy. Some notes by other knitters said that the hat isn’t tall/deep enough, which led me to make the following two mods on the crown:
  1. One round all knit before starting decreases (call it Row 1.5). This is to add to the height without messing with the decreases.
  2. Added one last decrease round at the top between the last two rounds of knit (this would make it Row 11.5) to decrease the number of stitches left from 16 to 12:
  3. k4, skp, k5, s2kp, k1

  4. No changes were made to the brim.
I’m really happy with the way this hat turned out. It’s beautiful, and the fit is lovely. Of course, I might stretch some and then I’ll be bummed; guess we’ll see. Nonetheless, I believe this is going to become a favorite hat, and one I’d make again in a heartbeat.
Once I finally got the hat out of the way, I could turn my attention back to the scarf. I cut all the fringe to length first, then finished the scarf with the remainder. Finally attached the fringe to both ends, and voila! Two projects completed in a veritable blink of an eye. I plan on wearing both the Aspen and the Wysteria out for my anniversary on New Year’s Eve (yes, tonight).
Beautiful patterns, and beautiful yarn. I think I’m now a pushover for these super bulky wools.

You know you have a knitting problem when, after several failed attempts at starting:

  • Not only are you now knitting regularly, you have several projects going at once;
  • You actually use your Ravelry account and have catalogued your stash;
  • You refer to the really good (read: expensive) part of your stash as yarnporn;
  • You meet with other knitters each week to deal with your addiction;
  • You begin to modify patterns–even if it’s only a couple of lines…at first;
  • You actually create a blog to document your obsession and feed into your Ravelry account.

I have finally reached this point. Welcome to my addiction.